Breaking News!!! Chris Bellet’s Hand Job…
****UPDATE ***
He made it…. Live from Talib Kwelib
Chris “Cristobell” Bellet is currently waiting in hospital after a wine induced injury. His thirst for the finest Rouge Francais got the better of him. With no corkscrew for at least 10m, he attacked the bottle with a knife, resulting in the below;
Don’t expect any handplants from this smooth frenchmen anytime soon. Ladies - I’m sure he could use a hand…..
***UPDATE****
The man will need surgery tommorrow - and he’s missing Talib Kweli





